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this anime is about a serial killer

posted 2 hours ago via amut0 · © tsukise with 202,853 notes


In the dog’s defense John’s Facebook profile picture is a car (he doesn’t even own a car). 


Stocking’s Outfits (2/x)

posted 6 hours ago via goobaer · © oh-niichan with 8,856 notes

Anonymous asked: "How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?"





First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

Best answer ever 🙌

He the real MVP

Bae wya


Forgetting your phone at home is the worst feeling


Forgetting your phone at home is the worst feeling


And this is my que to go to bed ~ 

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